and this is why i should have guys lined up 4 me right now(via alaelia) Agreed yet here i am all alone hah :)
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality
don’t kiss me on my neck i will literally fall apart before your very eyes
DECK THE HALLS WITH SALT AND HUNTERS
TIS THE SEASON TO WEAR JUMPERS
DON WE NOW OUR PLAID AND SHOTGUN
IMPALALA LALALA LA LA LA
JOIN ME NOW AND WE’LL HAVE MORE FUN
SEE THE BLAZING SALTED GRAVE
THE FAMILY BUSINESS IS TO SAVE
SEXY CARS AND FALLEN ANGELS
IMPALALA LALALA LALALA
WHAT THE FUCK NOTHING RHYMES WITH ANGEL